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A Criminal Offense Versus Attributes-- What is actually Thus Hilarious?

.Submitted on March 7, 2024.through Russell Gayer.
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A handful of years earlier, somebody gave me a publication entitled, Maintain Your Brain Alive. I took this to imply the confidential benefactor of this particular book wished to maintain my mind in a glass bottle for make use of in a future transplant-- alumnus Dr. Frankenstein..
Guide includes 83 Neurobic Workouts to prevent amnesia and increase mental fitness. Among which is actually to comb your teeth with your nondominant hand. I offered it shot. My human brain refused to participate. Instead of the bush moving up and down &amp back and forth, my tooth brush remained fixed, as well as my mind appeared as well as down as well as side-to-side. Seemingly, I have an Abby Ordinary form of brain.
Perform you possess any type of mind you perform? If so, feel free to list all of them in the reviews.
If you're brand new to Friday Flash Fiction, our host is Anne Uumellmahaye Wisoff-Fields, whose brain has been pickled-purple by the use of said shade. If you wish to participate in this workout in madness, visit to her blog post for bit-by-bit guidelines. To view the FFF Hollywood Squares Authors Block click here.
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